Fact of the WEEK

Bananas improve or worsen constipation

Depending on their level of ripeness; an unripe banana may worsen constipation while a ripe banana could relieve constipation.

INTROSPECTION

Ask yourself the question – kya banana hai?

Don’t slip on an idea

Sometimes, the best things in life are born of the stupidest ideas. Like this website.

Not all ideas are apeeling

Take the ideas that sound nice and try something – you never know what might happen!

Monkeying around works

Not all things you make will be perfect – but at least you tried! Something is better than nothing.

MONKEYS

Banata kaun hai?

Tanay Iyer

Stupid designs, terrible puns and dad jokes. Absolute goof. Will share memes for food. Plays games. Bananas are good for a healthy bowel movement.

Valmik Jangla

Walking 3D printer, does some wiring stuff, hardcore gamer. Will do taxes for you if asked nicely. Retired or unemployed, depending on how you view life.

BANANA CHATTER

Reviews from our banana friends

Rating: 4 out of 5.

F******g spam. Absolutely jobless behaviour.

I love the banana facts they send me heart emoji send message.

Mahbuhs Athem
Mumbai

Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

I absolutely love it! Would expect nothing less from these two.

Xanthium
Not Andheri West

Rating: 1 out of 5.

Mazza aaya? Hogaya timepass? Promotion bandh kar warna spam block report kar dungi, dekhna.

Anonymous
Anonymous*

*testimonial under review for defamation

Rating: 5 out of 5.

F***k, this is such a good idea brooo.

Tanay & Valmik
Khudki Wahwahi

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